Take your first steps in the magnificent adventure of a fucking lifetime.

So you thought you were interesting? Haha, how cute. 

As a necessary first step in conducting an effective humility lesson, you will be guided through the many facets of a character far more fascinating than yourself.

Fasten your seatbelt, don't forget your hair gel and keyring earplugs, you are about to embark on the most thrilling, intimidating  and maté-fueled journey available behind a screen.